27. Norwegian.
Things you may expect to see on my blog: Supernatural, Star Trek, Avengers, Deadpool, queer stuff, fluffy animals, classic cars.
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spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

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greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

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acoupletshort:

celeryaneffigy:

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Wait, what. The landlady was there?? In my five (six? not sure) years of living there, I never even saw her once. I was beginning to think she was some kind of mythical creature.

omg I practically spent the entire day with her, we went out for coffee and shit, it was the worst!

I’ve never met her either and she was gone by the time I got back from work. *gives Celery the shifty eyes* Maybe we have ourselves a “6th Sense” sort of thing going on here… DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

She’s very nice. But also… rare. :P

PS: Marbles, you home today?

I’m… kinda-sorta home today. I am right now, at least, but I’m working on the finishing touches on my master’s thesis (WHICH I AM HANDING IN TOMORROW! =D), and in about an hour Eva and I are going to eat dinner at her parents’.

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defilerwyrm:

memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

i thought it was a coconut crab and was about ready to cry

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cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

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officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

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darthmoonmoon:

teachmehowtoglovie:

florafaunagifs:

Ocean Wonders: Encountering Sea Monsters

-Rawrgh I’m a kraken I’m gonna fuck up this shi- What the devil!? What’s this invisible forcefield shit?
-Oh its got an opening
-HERE I COME MOTHERFUCKERS FEEL MY TENTACLY WRATH

baby octo!!!!

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